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GHETTO SPELLIN'
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
1. Hotel -- I gave my girlfriend da crabs, and the ho Tel everybody!
2. Dictate-- My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3. Rectum-- I had two Cadillacs, but my b***h rectum both!
4. Disappointment -- My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment, they gonna send me back to the joint.
5. Penis-- I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
6. Israel-- Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, 'Man, it look fake.' He say, 'Bullcrap, that watch Israel.
7. Undermine -- There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.
8. Fortify -- I axed this ho on da street, 'How much?' She say 'Fortify.'
Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic Word....
Today's word is: '
OMELETTE'Let us use it in a sentence...
"I should pop yo ass of what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
1. Hotel -- I gave my girlfriend da crabs, and the ho Tel everybody!
2. Dictate-- My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3. Rectum-- I had two Cadillacs, but my b***h rectum both!
4. Disappointment -- My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment, they gonna send me back to the joint.
5. Penis-- I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
6. Israel-- Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, 'Man, it look fake.' He say, 'Bullcrap, that watch Israel.
7. Undermine -- There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.
8. Fortify -- I axed this ho on da street, 'How much?' She say 'Fortify.'
Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic Word....
Today's word is: '
OMELETTE'Let us use it in a sentence...
"I should pop yo ass of what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."
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Is this part of that "Ebonics" they wanted to teach everyone??
That was a real good idea someone had.
thanks for the post....real good words....
steves74 2008-06-20 09:12:24
That was a real good idea someone had.
thanks for the post....real good words....
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Now my work buddy (for 30 yrs) the one that named me ebo (why you so Evil).
These are some of his originals.
- Your wife don't do dat, do she?
- We aint guna do dat, is we?
- It don't work like dat, do it?
When "ebo women" and I had our first child "litl ebo" He told one of our friends."I taught u said once ebo had da kid he'd be better? He not better, he woorser!
So after 30 years I have many "Artie" storys, he is one crazy dude.
When I meet some of you if you want to hear some just ask.
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