A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his
> round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second. On the
> third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell
> phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a
> terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.

> The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be
> there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what
> was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf.

> He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the
> hospital.
> He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personal
> best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his
> previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant....


> Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He
> saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.


> The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your
> round of golf didn't you!" "I hope you're proud of yourself! While you
> were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country club your
> wife has been languishing in the ICU!

> It's just as well you went ahead and finished that round because it will
> be more than likely your last! For the rest of her life she will require
> round the clock care, and you will be her care giver!"


> The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.


> The doctor snickered and said, "I'm just farging with you. She's dead.
> What'd you shoot?"