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Grandma’s Good Advice

Posted: 2/15/13 10:31am Message 1 of 3
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Grandma’s Good Advice

My grandmother died in the 60’s, but her birthday is coming up, and that always causes me to reminisce.  The long walks we used to take to the shops in town, the dimes she gave me for meaningless jobs like pulling weeds or washing the doorstep...  Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandmotherly advice, occurred when I was only about 13.

 

We were sitting in a park, having just finished collecting some 40 lemonade bottles for the deposit money on a beautiful spring day.  She said that, one day, I would find a wonderful woman and start my own family. “And always remember this,” she said.  “Be sure you marry a woman with small hands.”

 

“How come, Grandma?” I asked her.

 

She answered in her soft voice.  “It will make your dick look bigger.” 
 



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Posted: 2/15/13 5:57pm Message 2 of 3
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Posted: 2/25/13 11:15am Message 3 of 3
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