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Topic: Grandpa Viagra

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Grandpa Viagra

Posted: 4/4/11 8:17pm Message 1 of 4
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It was a family feast, with all generations around the table.  Jason and Flint, two mischievous teenagers, put a Viagra tablet into Grandpa’s drink.  They watched him all through meal, but saw no change.  After dessert, Grandpa excused himself because he had to go to the bathroom.

When he returned, however, his trousers are wet all over.  “What happened, Grandpa?”  Jason’s mom asked her dad.

“Well,” he answered, “I don’t really know.  I had to go to the bathroom.  So I took out my thing and started to pee, but then I saw that it wasn’t mine, so I put it back!”


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Grandpa Viagra

Posted: 4/5/11 6:23am Message 2 of 4
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Grandpa Viagra

Posted: 4/5/11 10:14am Message 3 of 4
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THAT explains it.....SON of a B ITCH!!! Who's been puttin that stuff in my Sprite?!?!?!?
You dadblamed young whippersnappers...






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Re: Grandpa Viagra

Posted: 9/24/11 2:10pm Message 4 of 4
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Adams' Apple said: THAT explains it.....SON of a B ITCH!!! Who's been puttin that stuff in my Sprite?!?!?!?
You dadblamed young whippersnappers...




You havin that problem....................too................hmmmmmm


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