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Posted: 2/2/09 9:38am Message 1 of 2

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> An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's

> Catholic Church.
>
> 'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month
> since my last confession. I
> had sex with Nookie Green twice last month.'
>
> The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out
> and say three Hail
> Mary's.'
>
> Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the
> confessional. 'Father, it has
> been two months since my last confession. I've had sex
> with Nookie Green
> twice a week for the past two months.'
>
> This time, the priest questioned, 'Who is this Nookie
> Green?'
>
> 'A new woman in the neighborhood,' the sinner
> replied.
>
> 'Very well,' sighed the priest. Go and say ten Hail
> Mary's.;
>
> At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver
> the sermon, a
> tall, voluptuous,drop-dead gorgeous red-headed woman
> entered the sanctuary.
> The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she
> slowly sashayed up
> the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her
> dress was green and
> very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green
> shoes.
>
> The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the
> green dress and
> matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly
> apart, but enough.
>
> The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, 'Is
> that Nookie Green?'
>
> The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but
> managed to calmly
> reply, 'No Father, I think it's just a reflection
> from her shoes'

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Posted: 2/2/09 9:59pm Message 2 of 2

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