Topic: Grin and Bear It
in Forum: Anything Goes
Grin and Bear It
He calls the number and the guy says he’ll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He’s got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
“What are you going to do?” the homeowner asks.
“I’m going to put this ladder up against the roof,” the guy says. “Then I’m going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will soon be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van.”
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
“What’s this shotgun for?” asks the homeowner.
“If the bear knocks me off the roof first, shoot the dog.”
