> A young man goes into the Job Center in
> Downtown Los Angeles, and sees a card
> advertising for a Gynecologist' s Assistant.
> Interested, he goes to learn more; "Can
> you give me some more details?" he asks
> the clerk.
> The clerk pulls up the file and says, "The
> job entails getting the ladies ready for the
> gynecologist. You have to help them out
> of their underwear, lay them down and
> carefully wash their private regions, then
> apply shaving foam and gently shave off
> the hair, then rub in soothing oils so that
> they're ready for the gynecologist' s
> examination.
> There's an annual salary of $65,000, but
> you're going to have to go to Albuquerque
> New Mexico. That's about 620 miles from
> here."
> "Good grief, is that where the job is?"
> "No sir --- that's where the end of the line
> is right now..."