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"Hello, This is Daddy"

Posted: 10/2/08 8:03am Message 1 of 4
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**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**




  



**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**




  



**After a brief pause,**




  



**Daddy says,**
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul..'**




  



**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**Right now.'**




  



Brief Pause.



  



**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**



**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**



**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**



**'I did it, Daddy.'**


  


**'And what happened, honey?' **

 
'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**




  



**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!'**




  



**'Oh my God!!!  What about your Uncle Paul?'**




  



**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**




  



**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean it.**




  



**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**




  



*****Long Pause*****




  




*****Longer Pause*****




  




*****Even Longer Pause*****




  



**Then Daddy says,**




  



**'Swimming pool?  ...........**




  



**Is this 486-5731?'*




No, I think you have the wrong number………..*


 

 

 
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Posted: 10/2/08 10:09am Message 2 of 4
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