If

a man

cuts his

finger off while

Slicing

salami at work,

He blames the

restaurant.

If you

smoke three packs a day

For 40

years and die of lung cancer,

Your

family blames the

Tobacco

company.

If your

neighbor crashes

Into a tree

while driving home drunk,

He blames

the bartender.

If your

grandchildren are

Brats

without manners,

You blame

television .

If your

friend is shot by a

Deranged

madman,

You blame the gun manufacturer ..

And if a

crazed person breaks

Into the cockpit

and

Tries to

kill the

pilot at

35,000 feet,

And the

passengers

Kill him

instead,

The mother

of the

crazed deceased

Blames the

airline.

I must

have lived too long to

Understand the world

As it is anymore.

So, if I

die while my OLD

WRINKLED ASS

is

parked in front

of this computer ,

I want

all of you to

Blame Bill

Gates .

Have

a nice day!

It's all just a commie plot!!!