Topic: Hundred Dollar Bill Tattoo
in Forum: Anything Goes
Phil gets home late one night and, Kitty, his wife says, 'Where in the hell have you been?' Phil replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.' 'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?' 'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly. 'What the hell were you thinking?' she said, shaking her head in disgust. 'Why on earth would a retired person get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?' 'Well, I did it for 4 reasons. One, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, Four, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.' Phil is recovering in room 233 at the local hospital. |







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