A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.
> The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait
> to go out on the town and party with his old buddies .
> >
> > So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be
> right back.'
> >
> > 'Where are you going, honey bunch?' asked the
> wife.
> >
> >
> >
> > 'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm
> going to have a beer.'
> >
> > The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'
> >
> > She went and opened the door to the refrigerator and
> showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12
> different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India
> ,etc.
> >
> > The husband didn't know what to do, and the only
> thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, lolly
> pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen
> glasses...'
> >
> > He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the
> wife interrupted him by saying,
> >
> > 'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'
> >
> > She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen
> that she was getting chills just holding it.
> >
> > The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes,
> tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors
> d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be
> long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'
> >
> > You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She
> opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors
> d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom
> caps, pork strips, etc.
> >
> > 'But my sweet honey... At the bar.... You
> know...there's swearing, dirty words and all
> that...'
> >
> > 'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your
> f ucking beer in your G.oddam.n frozen mug and eat your
> motherf ucking snacks, because you are Married now, and you
> aren't f ucking going anywhere! Got it, a sshole?'
> >
> > So he stayed home.............
> >
> >
> >
> > .........and, they lived happily ever after.
> > Adams' Apple2009-05-20 20:28:34

This interesting... all the nasty words were changed.  Didn't realize this forum was automatically edited until now.  The F word was changed.  The MF word was changed.  The GD word was changed.  And A Hole was changed to Ice Hole.
Thought this was anything goes...  Doesn't make that much difference to me, but it does take some of the punch out of the story.  Hey... we are all adults here, aren't  we?  Just my 2 cents....

The software used for the Registry forums has a "built in" censor...nothing that can be dome about it. But...you CAN use off-color language in THIS forum,...you just have to do a little trickery to get it done. All you need to do is put a space in between the first and second letters, or a space between all of the letters, of the word...like a sshole....
shhh...don't tell anyone...it'll be our secret....

Pretty rad...............