Topic: I'm finally gonna get on Welfare...
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This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare. At first the lady
said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare."
I explained to her, "My dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English, and have no frigging clue who their daddies are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because they are dogs."
She looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My dogs get their first checks Friday.
darn this is a great country.
I explained to her, "My dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English, and have no frigging clue who their daddies are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because they are dogs."
She looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My dogs get their first checks Friday.
darn this is a great country.
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Adams' Apple said: This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare."
I explained to her, "My dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English, and have no frigging clue who their daddies are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because they are dogs."
She looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My dogs get their first checks Friday.
darn this is a great country.
I explained to her, "My dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English, and have no frigging clue who their daddies are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because they are dogs."
She looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My dogs get their first checks Friday.
darn this is a great country.
I hope that's true..............Ima gonna try that tomorrow
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