And those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:  

In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria.

 

In a number of carefully controlled trials,   scientists have demonstrated that if we drink   1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed  more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.   In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

 

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer  (or tequila, vodka, rum, or whiskey) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

  

Remember:  Water = Poop,  Wine = Health .

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh*t.

 

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:  

I'm doing it as a public service!