Topic: Is that ALL?
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A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long.
Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom.
When she gets to the bathroom door, he opened the door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride where she sees all of him.
Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and stared, and she asked shyly, "What's THAT?" pointing to a small part of his anatomy.
He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, "Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night."
And she, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?"
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Another couple gets married and after the reception, goes to the hotel for the honeymoon night.
The groom is undressed, sitting on the bed waiting for his new bride to join him. As he watches impatiently, she begins to undress...she removes her wig and sets it down carefully. Then she removes her platform shoes. She then sits down and removes all of her makeup. Then she removes her support pantyhose. She then removes her bra, taking out the padding from the cups.
As he has been waiting, he gets impatient and says..."When you get to the part I want...just toss it over here!"
An old couple gets married and head to their room for the night.
The old man, a bit hard of hearing, but ready to go strips off his clothes and jumps into bed, looks up at his new bride and pats the bed next to him with a sly grin on his face.
His shy bride says "just let me freshin up a bit honey" the old man replies "WHAT??" his wife says louder "I'll be right back" and she slips into the bathroom.
His shy beloved emerges from the bathroom with nothing but a towel wrapped around her. The old man sits up at attention. She says "Now honey before we get started (as she drops her towel) I have acute angina" The old man replies "WHAT??" His wife replies "I HAVE ACUTE ANGINA!!"
The old man replies......"I HOPE SO CAUSE YER TITS AIN'T MUCH TO LOOK AT"!!!
You are so bad, Jeffery!
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