Topic: Jewish Mother
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A
Jewish daughter says to her mother, "I'm divorcing
Irv."
All he Wants is sex, sex and more sex.
My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece
When it used to be the size of a nickel."
All he Wants is sex, sex and more sex.
My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece
When it used to be the size of a nickel."
Her mother
says,
"You're married to a multimillionaire businessman,
You live in an 8 Bedroom mansion
You drive a $250,000 Ferrari,
You get $2,000 a week allowance,
You take 6 vacations a year and
You want to throw all that away...
over 45 cents!
"You're married to a multimillionaire businessman,
You live in an 8 Bedroom mansion
You drive a $250,000 Ferrari,
You get $2,000 a week allowance,
You take 6 vacations a year and
You want to throw all that away...
over 45 cents!
Now that's a Jewish mother!!!
Joel Adams
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That's one smart Mother! Good one, Joel!
Barry
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Gotta love those wise Jewish mamma's!
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