Topic: Job Huntin'
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Lifetime MemberDeBerry, TX - USA
Joined: 2/27/2002
Posts: 1006
Vette(s): 1971 383 Stroker- mille miglia red...5 speed
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really
rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to
escort her on her overseas holiday trips and you'll have to satisfy her
sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.
The starting salary is $200,000 a year. "
The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullcraptin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."
counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really
rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to
escort her on her overseas holiday trips and you'll have to satisfy her
sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.
The starting salary is $200,000 a year. "
The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullcraptin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."
I know the voices aren't real, but they have some pretty cool ideas... 
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Lifetime MemberManteca, CA - USA
Joined: 11/20/2005
Posts: 3623
Vette(s): 1978,two tone,Metalic Rootbeer & gold
1975 L48 4 speed
Alright Dwain 
, You're killin' me bro. That was great. ( but seriously, do you think that job is still open ?)Jimmy B.
Just can't wait to get on the road again. 
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