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Topic: Just Do it!

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Just Do it!

Posted: 9/18/07 9:43am Message 1 of 7
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Vette(s): 2004 Commemorative Edition Coupe, Auto w/HUD. 13K miles in 2015. Sold 1982 Red Coupe

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun.

He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault.
 
She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies.
 
So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples.
 
The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!"
 
She looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" 
 
"DO IT!".
 
So the nurse sucks it back.
 
"That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well.
 
Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that bad."
 
 
He was later found lying in the back alley, pistol whipped to a pulp.Ouch



 
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Posted: 9/18/07 10:06am Message 2 of 7
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Not the best way to go about it, eh?




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Posted: 9/18/07 1:55pm Message 3 of 7
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Vette(s): 1972 Steel Cities Gray T Top. Original Owner, Original Paint and Interior. The running gear has been rebuilt. only 250,000 miles on the clock..
WOW............... I see you will be cooking your own dinner.LOL


 
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Posted: 9/18/07 2:48pm Message 4 of 7
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Posted: 9/18/07 6:50pm Message 5 of 7
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Vette(s): 1982 Black, ZZ4, Hooker Side Pipes, 3.55 Rear, Rebuilt & upgraded 700R4, All new suspension, brakes, & new Charcoal interior.
Some things require desperate measuresLOL


 

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Posted: 9/18/07 7:52pm Message 6 of 7
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Vette(s): 1981 red with silver interior,350(L-81), 350TH, glass t-tops, aluminium rims, 1980 Black/ Black int., 350 GM crate engine/350TH, 1976 black/ saddle int., L-82 w/headers, holly carb, Hypertech ignition
Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing  LIKE THEY SAY.... YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER,  BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM DRINK! Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing


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Posted: 9/22/07 1:24pm Message 7 of 7
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EEEEEEWWWWWWW! Dead I told my husband before we got married that I didn't swallow (at least I'm honest).Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20LaughingRolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing


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