Topic: Last letter from My friend Wayne the Model Husband
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The Last letter from My friend Wayne the Model Husband!
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it
becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality
of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try
to show some understanding. My name is Wayne , and let me relate
how I handled the situation with my wife, Beverly.
When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Bev to get a
full time job along with her part-time job, both for extra income
and for the health benefits that we needed.
Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to
show her age. I usually get home from the golf course about the same
time she gets home from work. Although she knows how
hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before
she starts dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take
her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table. I
generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the country club, so
eating out again at night is not reasonable. I'm ready for some
home-cooking when I hit that door.
She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating, but now
it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours
after dinner. I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her
several times each evening that the dishes won't clean themselves.
I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her
to get them done before she goes to bed.
Another symptom of aging is complaining. For example, she will say
that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills
during her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse,
so I just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it
out over two or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so
much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then
wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I mean). I like to think
that this is one of my strong points.
When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest
periods. She had to take a break when she was only
half finished mowing the yard. I try not to make a scene. I'm a
fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly
squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long as
she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me, too.
I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I
support Bev, and I'm not saying that showing this much
consideration is easy. Nobody knows better than I do how frustrated women get
as they get older, but, guys, even if you just use a little more
tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this letter, I
will consider that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this
earth to help each other.
Signed,
Wayne
EDITOR'S NOTE: Wayne died tragically on February 1st of a perforated
colon. The police report says he was found with a
Calloway extra long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up
his ass. His wife Beverly was arrested and charged with murder.
The all-woman jury took only 15 minutes to find her Not Guilty,
accepting her defense that Wayne somehow, without looking,
accidentally sat down on the end of his golf club.


