Little old Jewish Man

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This little old Jewish man is walking down the street one afternoon
> when he sees a woman with perfect breasts.
>
> He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for
> $100?"
>
> "Are you nuts?!!!" she replies, and keeps walking away.
>
> He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner
> before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000
> dollars?" he asks again.
>
> "Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"
>
> So the little old Jewish man runs around the next block and faces
> her again; "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000
dollars?"
>
> She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars;
> Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."
>
> So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal
> the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he
> grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing
> them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.
>
> The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite
> them or not?"
>
> "Nah", says the little old Jewish man... "Costs too much..."

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