Luigi walks to work 20 blocks every day, and passes a shoe store twice every day.  Each day he stops and looks in the window to admire the Armani leather shoes.  He wants those shoes so much; it’s all he can think about.  After about 2 months he saves the price of the shoes, $300, and purchases them.  Every Friday night, the Italian community in Queens holds a dance in the church basement.  Luigi seizes this opportunity to wear his new Armani leather shoes for the first time.

He asks Sophia to dance, and as they dance he asks her, “Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?”

Startled, Sophia replies, “Yes, Luigi, I am wearing red panties tonight, but how do you know?”

“I see the reflection in my new $300 Armani leather shoes,” Luigi answers.  “How do you like them?”

Next he asks Rosa to dance.  After a few minutes he asks, “Rosa, do you wear white panties tonight?”

“Yes, Luigi, I do,” Rosa answers, “but how do you know that?”

“I see the reflection in my new $300 Armani leather shoes,” He replies.  “How do you like them?”

As the evening is almost over and the last song is being played, Luigi asks Carmela to dance.  Midway through the dance, his face turns red.  “Carmela,” he says, “be stilla my heart.  Please, please tell me you wear no panties tonight.  Please, please tella me this is true.”

Carmela smiles coyly and answers, “Yes, Luigi, I wear no panties tonight.”