> > The Italian says, 'When I've a finished a

> makina da love with ah my

> > wife,   I go down and gently tickle the back of her

> knees, she floats 

> > 6 inches above a da bed in ecstacy.'

> >

> >    The Frenchman replies. zat is  nothing, when

> Ah've finished making

> > ze    love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her

> body, and zen Ah

> > lick    za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue, and she

> floats 12 inches

> > above    ze bed in pure ecstacy.

> >

> >   The Redneck says,   'That ain't nothing.

> When I've finished porkin

> > the ole lady, I git out of bed,   walk over to the

> window and wipe my

> > weener on the curtains.

>                    She hits the

> > freakin'ceiling