Mama goes to the Doctor, worried about my temper. The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?"
Mama says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day he seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me."
The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down."

Two weeks later Mama goes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. Mama says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do the trick?"





The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing.......It's keeping your fuckin mouth shut that does the trick".

Hmm............my wife needs to try this!