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MARRIED LIFE - MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP, SUCH A HAPPY ENDING!
A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'
'Where are you going, Coochy Coo?' asked the wife.
'I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face,' he answered. I'm going to have a beer.'
The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, Mexico etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, Lollipop . but at the bar... You know ... they have frozen glasses... '
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, 'You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?' She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'
'You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.
'But my sweet honey... at the bar. you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that...'
'You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SH*T! SIT YOUR A$$ DOWN, SHUT THE H3LL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED A$$ ISN'T GOING TO A DAMMED BAR! THAT SH*T IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKA$$?'
A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'
'Where are you going, Coochy Coo?' asked the wife.
'I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face,' he answered. I'm going to have a beer.'
The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, Mexico etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, Lollipop . but at the bar... You know ... they have frozen glasses... '
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, 'You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?' She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'
'You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.
'But my sweet honey... at the bar. you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that...'
'You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SH*T! SIT YOUR A$$ DOWN, SHUT THE H3LL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED A$$ ISN'T GOING TO A DAMMED BAR! THAT SH*T IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKA$$?'
and...they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?
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I cain't believe Margie would talk like that, Larry....I think you just makin stuff up....Imma TELLIN! 
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And Larry.........you've been married how long?
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Well fellers, I guess ya done caught me. Yeah, guess I been a good boy for almost 45 years now, but I shore do miss my buddies. 
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