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A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast feed her baby.  The baby wouldn’t take it, so she said, “Come on, sweetie.  Drink it all up or I’ll have to give it to this nice man next to us.”

Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said, “Come on, honey.  Take it or I’ll give it to this nice man here.”