WARNING!

Not politically correct so turn back now...

I heard Polish jokes, Italian jokes all my life and laughed at them and myself!
 

Mexican words of the day:

1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the  word cheese in a sentence.  Pepito   replies: "Maria likes me, but cheese fat."

2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3.  *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to  read so I shoulder.

4.  * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair.

10. *Chicken wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11.  *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey  harassment nothing to me.

12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had  to pick the bishop.

13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

14. *Budweiser*
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?