Topic: Midget Buys a Mule
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Lifetime MemberA guy calls his buddy, a mule rancher. A friend of his wants to buy a mule. His buddy asks, "How will I recognize this friend of yours?”
“That's easy,” says the guy. “He’s a midget with a speech impediment.”
So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him what he wants. “I wath looking for a female horth,” the guy says, “But now I want a mule.”
“That's easy,” says the guy. “He’s a midget with a speech impediment.”
So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him what he wants. “I wath looking for a female horth,” the guy says, “But now I want a mule.”
So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the mule’s eyes the once-over.
“Nyth eyeth. Can I thee her earzth?”
So he picks the little man up again and shows him the mule’s ears.
“Nyth earzth. Can I thee her mouf?”
The rancher is getting a little tired of this, but he picks the midget up again and shows him the mule’s mouth.
“Nith mouf. Now, can I thee her twat?”
The rancher grabs the midget under his arms and sticks his head as close as he can under the mule’s fanny.
“Perhapth I should rephrath that,” the midget says from under there in a muffled voice. “Can I thee her wun awound a widdle bit?”
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in Forum: Anything Goes
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