Topic: Milk Slogan Brings Appreciation
in Forum: Anything Goes
Milk Slogan Brings Appreciation
A
little old lady from
Mr. Gail Borden invented condensed milk in 1856. When canned Carnation Condensed Milk became available in grocery stores in 1942, the lady read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan. The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with “Carnation Milk is best of all....”
She thought to herself, I know all about milk and dairy farms. I can do this!
She sent in her entry. A week later, a black limo drove up in front of her house. A man got out and said, “Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $1000, even though we won’t be able to use it.”

Moderator
Carnation Milk, best in the land,
Carnation Milk, comes in a can,
No teats to pull, no dung to pitch,
Just poke a hole in the sonofabitch....

Joel Adams
C3VR Lifetime Member #56
My Link
(click for Texas-sized view!) NCRS
"Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comforting to cry in a CORVETTE than in a Kia"