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Most Fuctional English Word

Posted: 3/9/09 12:39pm Message 1 of 13
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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
HOPE THIS  MAKES YOU SMILE
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's s hit . that's right, s hit!
Shat may just be the most functional word in the English language.

You can smoke s hit, buy s hit, sell s hit, lose s hit, find s hit, forget s hit,
And tell others to eat s hit.

Some people know their s hit, while others can't tell the difference between s hit and shineola.


There are lucky s hits, dumb s hits, and crazy s hits.  There is bull s hit, horse s hit, and chicken s hit.
You can throw s hit, sling s hit, catch s hit, shoot the s hit, or duck when the s hit hits the fan.   You can even s hit a brick!

You can give a s hit or serve s hit on a shingle.


You can find yourself in deep s hit or be happier than a pig in s hit.

Some days are colder than s hit, some days are hotter than s hit, and some days are just plain s hitty.


Some music sounds like s hit, things can look like s hit, and there are times when you feel like s hit.

You can have too much s hit, not enough s hit, the right s hit, the wrong shat or a lot of weird s hit.

You can carry s hit, have a mountain of s hit, or find yourself up s hit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to s hit and other times you fall in a bucket of s hit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your s hit, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a s hit; or not do so if you don't give a s hit!

Well, S hit, it's time for me to go.  Just wanted you to know that I do give a s hit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of s hit.  But, if you happened to catch a load of s hit from some shathead...........
Well, S hit Happens!!! 

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Posted: 3/10/09 6:42pm Message 2 of 13
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SHAT??????Confused  Is it brown in color?LOL


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Posted: 3/10/09 7:41pm Message 3 of 13
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[QUOTE=greypoupon69]SHAT??????Confused  Is it brown in color?LOL[/QUOTE]
 
Well, Micki, sometimes it is, but I know when my kids and grandkids were in diapers, I saw many different colors... green, brown, yellow, etc., just depended on what they ate.    It wasn't the color that was so bad, it was the smell..... Dead
 
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Posted: 3/10/09 7:51pm Message 4 of 13
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What the h ell is SHAT????
Do you mean S hit???
Shat.....that don't even make any sense...

C'mon, Larry...don't be afraid!


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Posted: 3/10/09 8:03pm Message 5 of 13
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Well, OK then, S HIT, SH IT, SHI T....  see, I can spell it 3 different ways.  Wink Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing
 
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Posted: 3/11/09 7:07am Message 6 of 13
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[QUOTE=corvette440hp]

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
HOPE THIS  MAKES YOU SMILE
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's s hit . that's right, s hit!
Shat may just be the most functional word in the English language.

You can smoke s hit, buy s hit, sell s hit, lose s hit, find s hit, forget s hit,
And tell others to eat s hit.

Some people know their s hit, while others can't tell the difference between s hit and shineola.


There are lucky s hits, dumb s hits, and crazy s hits.  There is bull s hit, horse s hit, and chicken s hit.
You can throw s hit, sling s hit, catch s hit, shoot the s hit, or duck when the s hit hits the fan.   You can even s hit a brick!

You can give a s hit or serve s hit on a shingle.


You can find yourself in deep s hit or be happier than a pig in s hit.

Some days are colder than s hit, some days are hotter than s hit, and some days are just plain s hitty.


Some music sounds like s hit, things can look like s hit, and there are times when you feel like s hit.

You can have too much s hit, not enough s hit, the right s hit, the wrong shat or a lot of weird s hit.

You can carry s hit, have a mountain of s hit, or find yourself up s hit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to s hit and other times you fall in a bucket of s hit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your s hit, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a s hit; or not do so if you don't give a s hit!

Well, S hit, it's time for me to go.  Just wanted you to know that I do give a s hit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of s hit.  But, if you happened to catch a load of s hit from some shathead...........
Well, S hit Happens!!! 

Ok..........here is the updated version..........just remember ebo DIDN'T make me do it, Micki, Larry and Joel.............MADE ME DO IT............I didn't think anyone read any of this "stuff" anyhow! Thanx guys...and you too Micki...


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Posted: 3/11/09 11:11am Message 7 of 13
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No.....George made you do it....



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Posted: 3/11/09 4:40pm Message 8 of 13
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[QUOTE=Adams' Apple]No.....George made you do it....
[/QUOTE] OK...........I'm afraid to ax...George/Who?......the BushMan/ex/prez.........


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Posted: 3/11/09 6:08pm Message 9 of 13
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[QUOTE=Adams' Apple]What the h ell is SHAT????
Do you mean S hit???
Shat.....that don't even make any sense...

C'mon, Larry...don't be afraid! [/QUOTE]
 
Well, Joel, now that I think about it, I guess shat could also be the past tense version of s hit or it could be the way Texans say it with their southern accent....  Wall, shat ya'll.   Wink Rolling%20On%20The%20Floor%20Laughing
 
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Posted: 3/12/09 10:29am Message 10 of 13
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[QUOTE=corvette440hp] [QUOTE=Adams' Apple]No.....George made you do it.... [/QUOTE] OK...........I'm afraid to ax...George/Who?......the BushMan/ex/prez.........[/QUOTE]


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