Topic: Most Fuctional English Word
in Forum: Anything Goes
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's s hit . that's right, s hit!
Shat may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke s hit, buy s hit, sell s hit, lose s hit, find s hit, forget s hit,
And tell others to eat s hit.
Some people know their s hit, while others can't tell the difference between s hit and shineola.
There are lucky s hits, dumb s hits, and crazy s hits. There is bull s hit, horse s hit, and chicken s hit.
You can throw s hit, sling s hit, catch s hit, shoot the s hit, or duck when the s hit hits the fan. You can even s hit a brick!
You can give a s hit or serve s hit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep s hit or be happier than a pig in s hit.
Some days are colder than s hit, some days are hotter than s hit, and some days are just plain s hitty.
Some music sounds like s hit, things can look like s hit, and there are times when you feel like s hit.
You can have too much s hit, not enough s hit, the right s hit, the wrong shat or a lot of weird s hit.
You can carry s hit, have a mountain of s hit, or find yourself up s hit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to s hit and other times you fall in a bucket of s hit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your s hit, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a s hit; or not do so if you don't give a s hit!
Well, S hit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a s hit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of s hit. But, if you happened to catch a load of s hit from some shathead...........
Well, S hit Happens!!!



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Do you mean S hit???
Shat.....that don't even make any sense...

C'mon, Larry...don't be afraid!

Joel Adams
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Joel Adams
C3VR Lifetime Member #56
My Link
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"Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comforting to cry in a CORVETTE than in a Kia"



Do you mean S hit???
Shat.....that don't even make any sense...

C'mon, Larry...don't be afraid!




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CARLIN...
Joel Adams
C3VR Lifetime Member #56
My Link
(click for Texas-sized view!) NCRS
"Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comforting to cry in a CORVETTE than in a Kia"