My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. 

He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. 

 His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year  for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For  this He pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He needs, but He is not required to do any upkeep. If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. 

 All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living 

every day. 

 I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy S#!t, my dog is a democrat!