One day a second grade teacher asked the children what their mothers did for a living. All the typical answers came -- teacher, nurse, businesswoman, saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.     However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his mother, he replied, "Well my mother's an exotic dancer in a bar and takes off all her clothes in front of men and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."    The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your mother?"      "No," the boy said, "She works for the Democratic National Committee and is trying to get Hillary Clinton elected President, but I was just too embarrassed to say that."  Please note: If you don't approve of this.........the devil made me do it, blame him!  corvette440hp2008-04-02 08:44:24

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