> NEW GOLF TERMS FOR YOUR NEXT ROUND
>
>
> A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but
> wasn't.
>
> A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another.
>
> A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand..
>
> A 'John Kennedy Jr. ' - didn't quite make it
> over the water.
>
> An 'Elephant Ass' - it's high and it stinks..
>
> A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed.
>
> An 'O.. J. Simpson' - got away with one.
>
> A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver.
>
> A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the
> driver.
>
> A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good.
>
> A 'Brazilian' - shaved the hole.
>
> A ' Rush Limbaugh ' - a bit too far right.
>
> A 'Nancy Pelosi' - way too far left.
>
> A 'Barbara Streisand' - ugly, but still working.
>
> A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to
> read.
>
> A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out.
>
> A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist.
>
> A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees.
>
> A 'Mickey Mantle' - a dead Yank.
>
> A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole.