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Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially 'Steak, Blow job & Shut the F__k Up Day.' Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak, a BJ & shut your mouth for the rest of the day! That's it!
This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak, Blow job & Shut the F__k Up Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.
The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling.
So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially 'Steak, Blow job & Shut the F__k Up Day.' Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak, a BJ & shut your mouth for the rest of the day! That's it!
This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak, Blow job & Shut the F__k Up Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.
The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling.
So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
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Dang, Bruce...yer trying to get us all in trouble! 
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Yea, me included....
But you gotta admit... !!!
And if the Clintons get in, and with Bills help, it might really
become a Holiday.
steves74 2008-01-31 12:33:04
But you gotta admit... !!!And if the Clintons get in, and with Bills help, it might really
become a Holiday.
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Well ya gotta admit, we could all use a little "Presidential" action at least once a year 
.................or a week
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.................or a week.Jimmy B.
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I wanna know which one of ya'll is gonna try to convince yer other half this is real, and since you go all out on Vtine day, she has to abide by this one...just let us know what hospital to send the cards and flowers to. 
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That's a good one Joel, ya really got me with that one .Jimmy B.
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Good one....
I asked the wife if it was a good idea...
She said I guess so....
Gotta make it Happen.
THANKS!
I asked the wife if it was a good idea...
She said I guess so....
Gotta make it Happen.
THANKS!
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