>>>> New Orleans Crabs... A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with
a
>>>> box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde,female crew member to take
care
>>>> of the box for him. She took the box and promised to put it in  the
>>>> crew's refrigerator.
>>>>
>>>> He pointedly advised her that he was holding her personally
>>>> responsible for the crabs staying frozen,mentioned that he was a
>>>> lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she

>>>> let
>
>>>> them thaw out.
>>>>
>>>> Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before
>>>> landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the
entire
>>>> cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans ,
>>>> please raise your hand?"
>>>>
>>>> Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.
>>>>
>>>> Two lessons here:
>>>> 1. Men never learn.
>>>> 2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most men think.