Topic: No More Headaches
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A woman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches I've been
having. All these years? Well, they're gone.''No more headaches?' the husband
asks, 'What happened?'His wife replies, 'Marge referred me to a hypnotist & he
told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat ,I do not have
a headache.I do not have a headache.I do not have a headache.Well, it worked!
The headaches are all gone.''Well, that is wonderful!' proclaims the husband.His
wife then says, 'You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the
bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he
can do anything for that?'Reluctantly, the husband agrees to try it.Following
his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his
wife, and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, 'Don't
move, I'll be right back.'He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes
later, jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never
before.His wife says, 'WOW! That was wonderful!'The husband says, 'Don't move! I
will be right back.'He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was
even better than the first time.The wife sits up and her head is spinning. 'OH
MY GOD!' She proclaims.Her husband again says, 'Don't move, I'll be right
back.'With that, he goes back in the bathroom.This time, his wife quietly
follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and
saying.'She's not my wife.''She's not my wife.''She's not my wife.''She's not my
wife.'His funeral service will be held on Saturday.
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