Nuts

 

 

A tongue-tied man goes into a nut shop, and the first thing he
notices is that the guy behind the counter has the largest nose he has ever seen. The tongue-tied guy quickly turns his attention to the merchandise and asks, "Ess-tues me, sir?" 

 

 

 

 

"Yes?" replies the clerk. "Tould you tale me how mutsh your pisstasheos arr?"

 

 

 

 

"Pistachio's? They're six dollars a pound."

 

 

 

 

"SSit!" The tongue-tied guy goes back to browsing and then asks,
"Welp, how mutsh arr your aahhmons?"  

 

 

 

 

"Almonds?
They're seven fifty a pound."

 

 

 

 

"SSIT! 
tas' pensive," replies the tongue-tied man. "Welp, how bout
your pikanns?"

 

 

 

 

"Pecans?
They're on sale today, they're only four fifty a pound."

 

 

 

 

"Welp,
Ssit. Just div me a pound of dose
dhen."

 

 

 

 

 "All
right then," says the clerk as he begins bagging up a pound of
pecans.

 

 

 

 

Then the tongue-tied guy says to the clerk, "Tirr, I just wanna tay
tank you for not making fun of de

way I talk, tauz I tan't hep it."

 

 

 

 

The clerk replies with a smile. "Oh sir, you don't have to thank me for that.  I don't make fun of
anybody.
 
I don't know if you noticed but I have a rather large nose."

 

 

 

 

The tongue-tied guy replies, "Oh, is dat your noze?  I tought dat wuz your dick since your nuts are so high."

Thats great, Larry.     I heard one somewhat the same years ago where the shop owner was a hunchback.  The customer said he thought it was his a$$ since everything else was so high.

Larry..........that would work.........you seem to be as warped as I am I'm not sure if that's good or bad.........hmmmm

Dejablu (Larry), maybe we are both a little ebo......Ebo........do you concur?