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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he
glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat .. As fate
would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or
pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual
Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston"
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had
ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of
nymphomaniacs.
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's
your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned
from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular
myths about sexuality."
"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American
"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American
men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the
Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers,
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers,
when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.
I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best
I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best
stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.
"I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this
with you. I don't even know your name.."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
The difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys!!
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Larry, That man that you are referring to, could that possibly be you. Hold on I don't want to blow your cover............I'll just have to guess the answer!
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corvette440.....bad choice of words "don't want to BLOW your cover"...oops, my bad
Warning: The surgeon general has declared that it is NOT unhealthy to smoke your competition AND I just discovered that my corvette is a hybred. It burns gas and rubber!
VikingVette said: corvette440.....bad choice of words "don't want to BLOW your cover"...oops, my bad
Hey David,are you in anyway related to ebo
? You really should get along with the rest of us jokers
. I'm sure glad you joined up. Have lots of fun!
corvette440hp
That's some quick thinking!
Barry
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