OH, HENRY !!


          AN OLD FARMER WENT TO TOWN TO SEE A MOVIE.

          THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?"
          THE OLD FARMER SAID, "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER HENRY; WHEREVER I
  GO, HENRY
  GOES."

          "I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT. "WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS
  IN THE
  THEATER."

          THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED THE BIRD DOWN
  HIS
  OVERAL LS. THEN HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET, AND ENTERED
  THE
  THEATER.

          HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WOMEN NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE.

          THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. THE OLD
  FARMER
  UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO HENRY COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND BREATHE BETTER.

          "MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED.
          "WHAT?" SAID MARGE.

          "I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT."
          "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE.

          "HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT," WHISPERED
  MILDRED.

          "WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT," SAID MARGE. "HELL, AT OUR AGE,
  WE'VE
  SEEN 'EM ALL.
          "I THOUGHT SO TOO," SAID MILDRED, "BUT THIS ONE'S EATIN' MY
  POPCORN