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OJ Simpson dies

Posted: 11/4/08 8:46pm Message 1 of 3
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OJ died and went to hell.   Satan greeted him and said that Hell was full.  But OJ was not leaving.  Instead OJ was to choose who he wanted to replace.  The replaced person would be free to leave.
 
Behind the first door there was Ted Kennedy.  He repeadly was jumping into a pool of water, and coming up empty handed.  OJ said "I am not much of a swimmer, I don't think this is for me.
 
Satan took him through a second door where Ted Bundy was swinging a large sledge hammer, turning big rocks into small rocks.  "Nope" Said OJ "With this sprained shoulder, I don't think I could handle this"
 
So Satan showed him through a third door.   Bill Clintion was naked and tied down on a bed.  Monica was doing her thing to him.   OJ watched for a minute and figured this was way better than the other choices.  "I'll take this one" said OJ.   Satan looked at him and said "Okay, this is where you will spend eternity.   Monica, you can leave!"



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OJ Simpson dies

Posted: 11/4/08 9:11pm Message 2 of 3
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You bastige!! I saw the title and was about to have a PARTY!!! That's just derty pool, Ken...




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OJ Simpson dies

Posted: 11/12/08 4:14pm Message 3 of 3
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That's about right for the "Juice"Thumbs%20Up


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