Behind the first door there was Ted Kennedy.  He repeadly was jumping into a pool of water, and coming up empty handed.  OJ said "I am not much of a swimmer, I don't think this is for me.

 

Satan took him through a second door where Ted Bundy was swinging a large sledge hammer, turning big rocks into small rocks.  "Nope" Said OJ "With this sprained shoulder, I don't think I could handle this"

 

So Satan showed him through a third door.   Bill Clintion was naked and tied down on a bed.  Monica was doing her thing to him.   OJ watched for a minute and figured this was way better than the other choices.  "I'll take this one" said OJ.   Satan looked at him and said "Okay, this is where you will spend eternity.   Monica, you can leave!"