An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm
count as part of  his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar
home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the
doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean
and empty as on the previous day. 

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained,
Well, doc, it's like  this--first I tried with my
right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my  left hand,
but still nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right
hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her
mouth, first with the teeth in,  then with her teeth out,
still nothing.

We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried
too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even
tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still
nothing.'

The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'

The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar
open.

I HATE it when that happens....

Very good Bob.........I liked it

That was Good