>>I'll confess, I ended up with an older woman at a bar last night.
>>She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at
>>all,
>>and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.
>>
>>We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's
>>Double?
>>
>>What's that? I asked.
>>
>>'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
>>
>>As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter
>>might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.'
>>
>>We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky
>>night'.
>>
>>We went back to her place.
>>
>>As we walked in, She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
>>'Mom, you still awake?