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Oldie but Goodie

Posted: 4/17/12 11:04am Message 1 of 2
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This oldie has been around awhile, but it still is relative, so...
The next time you see a little old lady with shaky hands, you'll remember this story:


A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door
of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few
feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter
and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk:

"Dddooo youuuu hhhave vvviibbbrrattting dddddiilllldosss?"


The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies:


"Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."



The old woman then asks:

"Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss
lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?



The clerk responds, "Yes we do."


She asks:
Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe

ssunoooffabbitch offffff?"




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Re: Oldie but Goodie

Posted: 4/18/12 6:28am Message 2 of 2
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Larry, thanks for the laugh!
 
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