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one for the ages....

Posted: 10/16/08 8:12pm Message 1 of 3
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The power of Alcohol 

  

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born alive but without a torso, arms or legs. His son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.  

 

After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to a bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy with the help of his father, takes his first sip of alcohol.  

 

Swoooosh! Plop!! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into whoops of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink!"  

 

The bartender shakes his head in disbelief as the young man takes another swallow. Swoooosh! Plip! Plop!! Two arms pop out.  

 

The bar goes wild. The  father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant, "Take another drink! Take another drink!!" The bartender and goes back to polishing glasses, shaking his head, but clearly impressed by the amazing scenes.  

 

By now the boy is getting tipsy, but with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Plop! Plip!! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. 

 

The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left and right, then staggers through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent.  

 

 The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says, 

 

 

 

*Are you ready for this?

  

 

  

*(Wait for it) 

 

 

 

*(It's coming) 

 

 

 

 

*(Ya ready?) 

 

 

 

* (Don't hate me) 

 

* "He should'a quit while he was a head."

blackandblu2008-10-16 20:15:01


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Posted: 10/16/08 8:14pm Message 2 of 3
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"Shoulda quit while he was a head?

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Posted: 10/16/08 8:15pm Message 3 of 3
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