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One last thing...

Posted: 12/1/10 11:32am Message 1 of 4
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A Truck driver sees a girl about to jump off a bridge, so he stops.
 
"What are you doing?" he says.
 
"I'm trying to commit suicide," she says.
 
"Well, before you jump and kill yourself, would you mind giving me a blow-job?"
 
"Well if I'm going to die anyway, I guess it's no big deal." So, she does.
 
After she is finished, the trucker says, "Wow! That's a wasted talent. Why are you committing suicide?"
 
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"



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One last thing...

Posted: 12/1/10 1:07pm Message 2 of 4
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You get me every time, Joel! What a way to spoil the mood!
 
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One last thing...

Posted: 12/1/10 4:27pm Message 3 of 4
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Man, after that, I'd be jumping with him.....  Sick Dead
 
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Re: One last thing...

Posted: 9/25/11 8:54am Message 4 of 4
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Dejablu said: Man, after that, I'd be jumping with him.....  Sick Dead
 
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Larry..................I'm with you on your reply..............Yuck


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