What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman?
  -You can drop her off anywhere.
 What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
   -Outlaws are wanted.
What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with?
   -Whatever she wants. He's sleeping.
Where does virgin wool come from?
   -Ugly sheep.
How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony?
   -It isn't hard.
How can you make your wife scream while making love?
  -Call her and tell her where you are.
What does the bride of a Polish man get that's long and hard on her wedding
night?
  -His last name.
What's the down side to a threesome?
  -You'll likely disappoint two women instead of just one.
How do you know you're really ugly?
  -Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg.
Why are hurricanes named after women?
  -Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car.