Pacified

Elton John, and his partner, David Furnish, wanted a baby.  They had their sperm mixed together and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.

When the baby was born, Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in their small beds.  Eleven of them were crying and screaming.  In the corner, one baby was just lying serenely.

A nurse came over to both of men and indicated that the happy child was theirs.  “Isn’t it wonderful?” Elton asked David.  “All these crying babies, and yet our baby is so content.”

“He’s happy now,” the nurse said, “but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out of his butt.”