Topic: Per-tection
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A young Arkansas man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmacist: "I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me some per-tection. How much is a pack a' them rubbers gonna cost me?"
The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax."
"TACKS!" the shocked redneck says. "Gawd a' mighty, don't they stay on by themselves?"
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