Two couples were playing poker one evening.  Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor.  When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob’s wife, Sue, wasn’t wearing any panties! Upon trying to sit back up again, Jim hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.  Sue followed and asked, “Did you see anything that you like under there?” Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that indeed he did.  “You can have it,” Sue said, “but it will cost you $500.”  After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jim confirmed that he was interested.  Sue told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and Jim didn’t, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon. 

When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob’s house at 2 p.m. sharp.  After paying Sue the $500, they went to the bedroom and Sue gave him the romp of his life.  Then Jim quickly got dressed and left.

As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m.  As he walked in, Bob asked his wife, “Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?” 

With a lump in her throat Sue answered, “Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.”

Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, “And did he give you $500?” 

Sue, using her best poker face, replied, “Well, yes, he did give me $500.”