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Po Widdle Johnny....

Posted: 6/18/14 10:17am Message 1 of 3
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Little Johnny comes to skool with a black eye, and Teacher is curious.....
Teacher: What's wrong?
Johnny : Our house is very small, Me, my mom and my dad, all sleep in the same bed. Every night my dad asks if I'm sleeping,
I say no then he slaps my face & gives me a black eye.
Teacher: Tonight when your dad asks, keep dead quiet, don't answer.

The following morning Johnny's teacher sees him with severe swelling on his face.

Teacher: My goodness why the swelling?
Johnny: Dad asked me again if I was sleeping....... I shut up and kept dead still.
Then my dad & my mom started moving, you know, Mom was breathing heavy, kicking her legs up and making moaning noises.
Then my dad asked my mom, "Are you cumin?"
Mom said, "Yes I'm cumin, are you cumin too?"
Dad answered, "Yes!"


They don't usually go anywhere without me, so I said, Wait for me, I'm coming too..."




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Re: Po Widdle Johnny....

Posted: 6/19/14 7:37am Message 2 of 3
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Re: Po Widdle Johnny....

Posted: 6/19/14 7:59am Message 3 of 3
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