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1. In a
local sports bar trivia quiz the other night, I lost by one point.
The question was, where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's
Africa
2. One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in
cells. It appears that Mexicans and African Americans is not the correct
answer
3. I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new
children's-oriented iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good
product name.
4. A new Muslim clothing shop opened here in Sanford , but I've been banned
from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets
5. You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive
slowly past schools
6. A friend of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her
twin. I asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "Her brother has a
moustache"
7. Just made a deposit on a new Porsche and mentioned it on Facebook. I said
"I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4000 Muslims
have added me as a friend!!
8. Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said
to the lady at the registration desk... "I hope the porn channel in my room
is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick
bastage."
9.The red cross knocked at my door asking if I could help towards the floods
in Pakistan . I said I would love to, but my hose only reaches the bottom of
the driveway.
The question was, where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's
Africa
2. One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in
cells. It appears that Mexicans and African Americans is not the correct
answer
3. I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new
children's-oriented iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good
product name.
4. A new Muslim clothing shop opened here in Sanford , but I've been banned
from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets
5. You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive
slowly past schools
6. A friend of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her
twin. I asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "Her brother has a
moustache"
7. Just made a deposit on a new Porsche and mentioned it on Facebook. I said
"I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4000 Muslims
have added me as a friend!!
8. Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said
to the lady at the registration desk... "I hope the porn channel in my room
is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick
bastage."
9.The red cross knocked at my door asking if I could help towards the floods
in Pakistan . I said I would love to, but my hose only reaches the bottom of
the driveway.
Joel Adams
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Adams' Apple said: 1. In a local sports bar trivia quiz the other night, I lost by one point.
The question was, where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's
Africa
2. One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in
cells. It appears that Mexicans and African Americans is not the correct
answer
3. I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new
children's-oriented iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good
product name.
4. A new Muslim clothing shop opened here in Sanford , but I've been banned
from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets
5. You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive
slowly past schools
6. A friend of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her
twin. I asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "Her brother has a
moustache"
7. Just made a deposit on a new Porsche and mentioned it on Facebook. I said
"I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4000 Muslims
have added me as a friend!!
8. Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said
to the lady at the registration desk... "I hope the porn channel in my room
is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick
bastage."
9.The red cross knocked at my door asking if I could help towards the floods
in Pakistan . I said I would love to, but my hose only reaches the bottom of
the driveway.
The question was, where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's
Africa
2. One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in
cells. It appears that Mexicans and African Americans is not the correct
answer
3. I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new
children's-oriented iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good
product name.
4. A new Muslim clothing shop opened here in Sanford , but I've been banned
from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets
5. You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive
slowly past schools
6. A friend of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her
twin. I asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "Her brother has a
moustache"
7. Just made a deposit on a new Porsche and mentioned it on Facebook. I said
"I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4000 Muslims
have added me as a friend!!
8. Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said
to the lady at the registration desk... "I hope the porn channel in my room
is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick
bastage."
9.The red cross knocked at my door asking if I could help towards the floods
in Pakistan . I said I would love to, but my hose only reaches the bottom of
the driveway.
Joel...............they're gonna git yu............naw they can't read and don't have c3's to ever get a chance to view this...................it's funny........I dig it!
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